Что-то стало тоскливо. Решил поделиться творчеством.
Попробуйте угадать, какую известную русскую песню я вольно перевел на буржуйский язык...
Oh, Jesus, sweet Jesus,
Climb higher and higher,
Baptize at the world in the flood.
And those who believes you
Won’t burn in the fire
Because of the money in blood.
You said to the people
That you’re son of God.
But I am really thinking you’re an ordinary lad.
Jesus, Jesus,
Don’t drive my mind mad.
Don’t think about death
When you are only thirty
You still have three years to be spent.
It won’t be betrayal
‘Cause I’m think that it’s dirty
And it’s not the thing that I meant.
You said to the people
That you’re son of God.
But I am really thinking you’re a simple Jewish guy.
Jesus, Jesus,
Don’t let my soul die.
I sold you for silver
And they will write gospels
Because you were thus victimized.
You’re called Jesus Christ
By the crowd and apostles
But priests proved sure this is all lies.
You said to the people
That you’re son of God.
But I am really thinking you’ve got nothing them to give.
Jesus, Jesus,
Please, let me live.
You said to the people
That you’re son of God.
But I know not what to think now
I’m completely at a loss
Jesus, Jesus,
I thought you’d come down from the cross.
P.S.: christians, don't try so hard
